03-26-2006
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Ali - Owner
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: United States
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Reasons Why Never Visit A 5 star Hotel..!!
Reasons Why Never Visit A 5 star Hotel..!!
Waiter : What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda,
Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?
Customer : tea please
Waiter : Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea,
Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?
Customer : Ceylon tea
Waiter : How would you like it ? black or white ?
Customer : white
Waiter : Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?
Customer: With milk
Waiter : Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk?
Customer : With cow milk please.
Waiter : Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?
Customer : Um, I think I rather take it black.
Waiter : Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
Customer : With sugar
Waiter : Beet sugar or cane sugar ?
Customer : Cane sugar
Waiter : White , brown or yellow sugar ?
Customer : Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead.
Waiter: Mineral water or distilled water ? "
Customer : Mineral water
Waiter : Flavored or non-flavored ?
Customer : I'll rather die of thirst
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