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Old 04-17-2007
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A laughter show is carrying out in a city. A pariticipant performing on the stage from one hour.
All audience rolling on the floor and laughing for his jokes except one big stout man in the middle
of the audience sitting proudly and looking serious at him.

After show completes this participant come and ask that proud man "sir, everybody clapping to my jokes except you, what make the difference ? you already know my jokes or they are not funny for you" ?

The proud man replied "why should i clap and get strained for your jokes, i am rich, so i appointed some people to clap instead, see my back there are 4 people clapping for me". Then pariticipant pissed off and asked again "Sir, i performed one full hour, you didn't get laugh atleast for one joke " ?

Proud man again started saying "why should i laugh, i appointed these 4 people to laugh on my behalf ". The participant left that place sadly.

Next day this participant saw the proud man and his wife walking on his street. This guy greeted the proud man and asked "sir, where are you going by walk, you being rich, no need to walk like this". Proud man replied " My wife is pregnant ...." Then this pariticipant completed his sentence " oh yes sir, you are rich, you dont need to strain for it, how many people you appointed for this " ??

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Re: Work on the running engine

ROFL thats a good one
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