Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Bhola: Very long!

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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Bhola: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Bhola: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai and jumps into the well.
Bhola: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

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Bhola: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Pyarelal: Me too, after u leave.

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Q: How do you recognize Bhola's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

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Bhola standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Pyarelal: Bhola u'll die.
Bhola: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?

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Pyarelal: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Bhola: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

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Bhola: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Pyarelal: What's he studying?"
Bhola: He's not studying, they are studying him!

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What's Ford?
Bhola: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Bhola: So simple, Bail Gaadi

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Pyarelal sent sms to Bhola: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Bhola got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.

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Bhola: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Pyarelal: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.
Bhola: I didn't say he got out.

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Bhola (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Pyarelal: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"