TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !

What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ????
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A TOMATO....... AND THE TRING TRING TRING WAS TO CONFUSE YOU......

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The DOOR BELL and the RED was to CONFUSE you......

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A CAKE .... and both were to confuse you....

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A FIRE BRIGADE OBVIOUSLY...........
AND U THOT I WS TRYING TO CONFUSE YOU...............

sorry to irritate uuuuuuuuu....

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services.

He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Aishwarya is sipping her coke n ant falls into that !!!

ant's father said something and aishwarya fainted !!!!!

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" Teri coke main mera beta hai!"

Ek Gadha ek bade se maidan mein khambe se bandha hua hai...

Kewal ek rassi se bandha hai, aur uske saamne thodi door par ghaas padi hai....



Ab usey bahut bhookh lag gayi hai, par bechara abhi bhi rassi se badha hai....




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Haan Haan thoda aur koshish karo !!!

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Gadhe ne bhi maan li thi !!

thanks don keep them coming but i hate reading urdu/hindi in english

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i knew u would be

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last night i didnt sleep
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sardarji talking to mosquito

santa and banta were feeling happy!!!
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happy got disgusted and left!!!!!!!

Mythological PJ:

RAAVAN- maai, bhiksha de.
Lady- lo swami.
RAAVAN- rekha par aao.
(she crossed).
RAAVAN- ha ha ha! main bhikshuk nahi, Raavan hun.
Lady- main bhi Seeta nahi, kaamwali hun!!!!!!!!!

Bhikari ek colony mein jata hai, ek ghar ki bell bajata hai
ek Sahab bhar aate hai...
Bhikari : sahab ek rupya de do...!
Sahab : abhi Kulle Paise nahi hai Kal ana....


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Is kal kal ke chakkar mein...mera is colony mein Lakhon Rupya fasan pada hai......!

Tortoise and rabbit gave EAMCET exam and tortoise got 80% and rabbit got 81%. Both wanted admission in a good engineering college, cut off was 85%. Rabbit dint get but tortoise got admission... > How ? . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ans: Remember tortoise had won the race when you were in first standard... So.. Sports quota!!!!