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Reply With QuoteTEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
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Guys I am starting this new thread where every day I'll try to post one PJ in reply.....PJ bhi bole to ekdum hi phatela joke. Some of them might be old par hasna compulsory hai. Tumhe bhi koi PJ mile to bindaas reply karna
To start:
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
Wow! New Underwear.
The DON!!
Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahin se shuru hoti hai.
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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
The DON!!
Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahin se shuru hoti hai.
DON is here - Super Mod.
shamaa parwaane se ro ro kar keh rahi hai..
shamaa parwaane se ro ro kar keh rahi hai..
shamaa parwaane se ro ro kar keh rahi hai..
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plzz muje rumaal dedo meri naak beh rahi hai
The DON!!
Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahin se shuru hoti hai.
DON is here - Super Mod.
What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ????
Ques. 1 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ????
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A TOMATO....... AND THE TRING TRING TRING WAS TO CONFUSE YOU......
Anyways... Here s one more....
Ques 2 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ????
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The DOOR BELL and the RED was to CONFUSE you......
Anyways... Here s one more....
Ques 2 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ????
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A CAKE .... and both were to confuse you....
Anyways... Here s one more....
Ques 2 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ????
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A FIRE BRIGADE OBVIOUSLY...........
AND U THOT I WS TRYING TO CONFUSE YOU...............
sorry to irritate uuuuuuuuu....
The DON!!
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services.
He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"
The DON!!
Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahin se shuru hoti hai.
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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
The DON!!
Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahin se shuru hoti hai.
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Aishwarya is sipping her coke n ant falls into that !!!
ant's father said something and aishwarya fainted !!!!!
usne aissa kya bola!!!!!!!
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" Teri coke main mera beta hai!"
The DON!!
Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahin se shuru hoti hai.
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Ek Gadha ek bade se maidan mein khambe se bandha hua hai...
Kewal ek rassi se bandha hai, aur uske saamne thodi door par ghaas padi hai....
Ab usey bahut bhookh lag gayi hai, par bechara abhi bhi rassi se badha hai....
Batao wo ghaas kaise khayega???
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Socho Socho ???
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Haan Haan thoda aur koshish karo !!!
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Haar Maani??
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Pakka??
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Gadhe ne bhi maan li thi !!
The DON!!
Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahin se shuru hoti hai.
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what would confuse a homosexual person
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thoda aur
ans-an apple
confused?????
i knew u would be
The DON!!
Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahin se shuru hoti hai.
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Try to understand me...
don't disturb me
leave me alone
last night i didnt sleep
thinking of u!!!
so dont play with my life
sardarji talking to mosquito
The DON!!
Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahin se shuru hoti hai.
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santa and banta were feeling happy!!!
santa and banta were feeling happy!!!
happy got disgusted and left!!!!!!!
The DON!!
Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahin se shuru hoti hai.
DON is here - Super Mod.
Mythological PJ:
RAAVAN- maai, bhiksha de.
Lady- lo swami.
RAAVAN- rekha par aao.
(she crossed).
RAAVAN- ha ha ha! main bhikshuk nahi, Raavan hun.
Lady- main bhi Seeta nahi, kaamwali hun!!!!!!!!!
The DON!!
Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahin se shuru hoti hai.
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Bhikari ek colony mein jata hai, ek ghar ki bell bajata hai
ek Sahab bhar aate hai...
Bhikari : sahab ek rupya de do...!
Sahab : abhi Kulle Paise nahi hai Kal ana....
Bhikari....
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Is kal kal ke chakkar mein...mera is colony mein Lakhon Rupya fasan pada hai......!
The DON!!
Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahin se shuru hoti hai.
DON is here - Super Mod.
Tortoise and rabbit gave EAMCET exam and tortoise got 80% and rabbit got 81%. Both wanted admission in a good engineering college, cut off was 85%. Rabbit dint get but tortoise got admission... > How ? . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ans: Remember tortoise had won the race when you were in first standard... So.. Sports quota!!!!
The DON!!
Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahin se shuru hoti hai.
