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Old 10-13-2007
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Re: PJ of the day
lol funny1
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Re: PJ of the day
laloo wants to be cm and model so he took some snaps with his buffaloes


next day in the news paper the snap was printed............................
caption...........................



laloo....3rd from left
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Re: PJ of the day
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laloo wants to be cm and model so he took some snaps with his buffaloes


next day in the news paper the snap was printed............................
caption...........................



laloo....3rd from left
lolz haha...nice one don..laloo ki ja ho lol
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Re: PJ of the day
student seeing monkey out of the window and professor scolds him, "why are you seeing the monkey outside, when i am in class"
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student seeing monkey out of the window and professor scolds him, "why are you seeing the monkey outside, when i am in class"
lol hahah nice one
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PJ!!!! u'll love them!!!
Think on these PJ's and if you are unable to get the answers, check
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PJ #1.
EK aadmi ki 6 ungliyan(6 fingers) hoti hain... sab log use "Hanuman"
bulate hain... kyun???

PJ #2.
Whats the opposite of Real??
(Clue: Its COCONUT.... Y....Socho...??? )

PJ #3.
what is the vector form of sridevi????
(Hint: Tabu, confused? think... think...)

PJ #4.
Three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly one of them started
singing the song -- AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE.
Few mins later, all the three cockroaches died...... any idea why?????

PJ #5.
what is the cube of 13?
(Clue: its SUROOR. Go to comments section to know why Smile

PJ #6.
Hema, Rekha , sushma and jaya are 4 friends.They all got marriage
proposal from Shah Rukh, Salman, Aamir and Saif. But none of them is
ready to accept any of the proposal. why?








































































































Ans to PJ#1: kyounki uska nam hanuman hota hai!

Ans to PJ#2:Coconut -Becuase it is 'Na-Real'

Ans to PJ#3:TABU - bcause Sridevi did chandni and tabu did chandni bar!!!!!

Ans to PJ#4:Cockroaches died COZ the song is HIT......

Ans to PJ#5:SUROOR - coz Tera (13) Tera (13) Tera (13) Suroor.

Ans to PJ#6:Kyunki....Hema, rekha ,jaya aur sushma... Sabki pasand NIRMAAAAAAAAAAAAA......!
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Re: PJ of the day
lol nice ones amarjot..just redude the gap a bit..i think its too much
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k brother the gap has been decreased.
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way to go amarjot, keep them coming!!!
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Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
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A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything.
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Hahahaha..
Thats a really stupid child.
keep it up.
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Re: PJ of the day
good ones
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thanks yaar, another one:

A TRUCK WAS PULLIN ANOTHER WITH A ROPE.BANTA SINGH PASSED BY AND COLLAPSED LAUGHING.SOME1 ASKD Y?????????????????????????





BANTA REPLIED,"CAN U BELIEVE IT?TWO TRUCKS TO LIFT A ROPE!!!!!!!
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