laloo wants to be cm and model so he took some snaps with his buffaloes
next day in the news paper the snap was printed............................
caption...........................
laloo....3rd from left
laloo wants to be cm and model so he took some snaps with his buffaloes
next day in the news paper the snap was printed............................
caption...........................
laloo....3rd from left
The DON!!
Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahin se shuru hoti hai.
"He's his own benchmark" - Sachin fan
"Commit all your crimes when Sachin's batting, for even god's too busy watching" - Another Sachin fan
And the list can keep on going..bottom line is...HE IS THE BEST
All Sachin Fans - [IMG]file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/DELL/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpg[/IMG]www.sachinism.com
student seeing monkey out of the window and professor scolds him, "why are you seeing the monkey outside, when i am in class"
The DON!!
Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahin se shuru hoti hai.
"He's his own benchmark" - Sachin fan
"Commit all your crimes when Sachin's batting, for even god's too busy watching" - Another Sachin fan
And the list can keep on going..bottom line is...HE IS THE BEST
All Sachin Fans - [IMG]file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/DELL/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpg[/IMG]www.sachinism.com
Think on these PJ's and if you are unable to get the answers, check
them out at the bottom of d page..! Smile
PJ #1.
EK aadmi ki 6 ungliyan(6 fingers) hoti hain... sab log use "Hanuman"
bulate hain... kyun???
PJ #2.
Whats the opposite of Real??
(Clue: Its COCONUT.... Y....Socho...??? )
PJ #3.
what is the vector form of sridevi????
(Hint: Tabu, confused? think... think...)
PJ #4.
Three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly one of them started
singing the song -- AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE.
Few mins later, all the three cockroaches died...... any idea why?????
PJ #5.
what is the cube of 13?
(Clue: its SUROOR. Go to comments section to know why Smile
PJ #6.
Hema, Rekha , sushma and jaya are 4 friends.They all got marriage
proposal from Shah Rukh, Salman, Aamir and Saif. But none of them is
ready to accept any of the proposal. why?
Ans to PJ#1: kyounki uska nam hanuman hota hai!
Ans to PJ#2:Coconut -Becuase it is 'Na-Real'
Ans to PJ#3:TABU - bcause Sridevi did chandni and tabu did chandni bar!!!!!
Ans to PJ#4:Cockroaches died COZ the song is HIT......
Ans to PJ#5:SUROOR - coz Tera (13) Tera (13) Tera (13) Suroor.
Ans to PJ#6:Kyunki....Hema, rekha ,jaya aur sushma... Sabki pasand NIRMAAAAAAAAAAAAA......!
Last edited by amarjot; 11-01-2007 at 05:53 AM.
lol nice ones amarjot..just redude the gap a bit..i think its too much
"He's his own benchmark" - Sachin fan
"Commit all your crimes when Sachin's batting, for even god's too busy watching" - Another Sachin fan
And the list can keep on going..bottom line is...HE IS THE BEST
All Sachin Fans - [IMG]file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/DELL/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpg[/IMG]www.sachinism.com
way to go amarjot, keep them coming!!!
The DON!!
Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahin se shuru hoti hai.
Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
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A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything.
The DON!!
Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahin se shuru hoti hai.
Hahahaha..
Thats a really stupid child.
keep it up.
good ones