Thread: PJ of the day

lolz, waah kya PJ mara hai atif_aslam. jiyo mere laal

Whats a perfect 10 for Michael Jackson??.....
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two 5 year olds....

Sardar Joke :-D
A donkey kicked sardar & ran away sardar ran to catch the donkey.

He saw a zebra & started beating it & said "saala Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai"

PJ bonanza.......another one on the same day:

sardar: yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai!
friend: acha wo kaise?
Yaar kal me ghar aya to wo bath tub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi!!

Ek news paper me chapa 50% sardar bevkuf hote hai, is par sardaro ne khub halla machaya fir Chapa 50% sardar samjdar hote hai tab jakar shant hue.

finally sahi ka PJ lolz

lolz, atlast someone realizes the worth of my PJs

Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card

nice to see you back posting in your thread Don....though i wasnt here when you were active before i am really happy that you are back and lots of other mods are starting to be active again like - sarmad, yorker

sure vish, however I would really appreciate if you also post some new PJs in this thread

This one's a killer PJ, don't kill me for this


Rahul dravid defends the 1st, 3rd and 5th ball of the over. Why?









Because Ravi Shastri says while doing commentary that the odd ball might keep low.

Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.


Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says,



“You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here.”


The astonished Chinese man replied,

“It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese”.



“Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you’re all the same,” replied Spielberg.


In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, “You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship.”


Shocked, Spielberg replies, “It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me.”


The Chinese replies, “Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you’re all the same.”

Originally Posted by The DON

sure vish, however I would really appreciate if you also post some new PJs in this thread

Sure don....ill start today....phatela jokes here i come!