khidki(window) se dekha to raste pe koi nahi dikha..
khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi dikha..

raste se dekha to khidki main koi nahi dikha..

There was a Gang !!!!!

Woh logon ko maar ke unke Dead Body ke upar ghanti bajaate thhe

So what was their actual profession ????????


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Marketing

(MAAR - KE - TING)

Question: In an elephant school, some loafer
elephants
were hanging around in the canteen. A sexy female
elephant passes by. What do the loafer elephants
say
about her?

Ans: rapchick maal, 36000 - 24000 - 36000!!

Q: Where do you find a elephant with no legs?


A: Right where you left him

aloo ki sabzee... lol... cant stop laughin... good one.. and good work don

thanks yaar, another one:

A TRUCK WAS PULLIN ANOTHER WITH A ROPE.BANTA SINGH PASSED BY AND COLLAPSED LAUGHING.SOME1 ASKD Y?????????????????????????





BANTA REPLIED,"CAN U BELIEVE IT?TWO TRUCKS TO LIFT A ROPE!!!!!!!

An MBA and a B.com go on a camping trip, set up their tent,and fell asleep.Some hours later, the B.com wakes his MBA friend. " look up at the sky and tell me what you see." The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" The MBA ponders for a minute.

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets".
"Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three".
"Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful andwe are small and insignificant". "Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow".
What does it tell you?"
The B.com is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid. Sardarji stands up - we must find & stop her!

lol good one

lol nice jokes i loved da sardarji jokes.....haha....i can't stop laughing...lol...lolz!!

hahahhhaaaaaa

im cracking up lol can some1 help me

hey wut do u call a monk wid a key a monkey

yessssssssssssss lol i know dat joke is so lame