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Wife!!!
My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
-Henny Youngman
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we
met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's
wrong.
-Milton Berle
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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was
water in the carburetor."
I asked her, "Where's the car?"
She replied," In the lake."
-Henny Youngman
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-Henny Youngman
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You
know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and
didn't notice."
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her.
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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.
So I got myself two girlfriends.
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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided
not to report it since the thief was spending much less than
his wife did.
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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is
finished.
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still
paying."
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Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of
Africa, a Man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
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A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same: "You can have mine."
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A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
"A billionaire." she replied,
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It's not true that married men live longer than single
men. It only seems longer.
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Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was
almost impossible.
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go
through life Thinking they had no faults at all.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his
wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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The most effective way to remember your wife's
birthday is to forget it once.
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