· A woman goes to england to attend a 2 week company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers: thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for
You?
The husband laughs and says: an english girl !!!

The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "so, honey, how
Was the trip?"

"Very good, thank you "

"And, what happened to my present?"

"Which present?"

"What i asked for: the english girl?!"

"Oh, that! Well, i did what i could, now we have to wait a few months to see if its a girl !!"

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- Chahat

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