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Old 02-19-2006
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What Women Wants in a Man
What I Want in a Man, Original List

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1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer thing
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover


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What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)

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1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week
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What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)
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1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends
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What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
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1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends
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What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
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1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend
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What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
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1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.
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Re: What Women Wants in a Man
Thanks yar i will try my best to make all qualities in me.
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Re: What Women Wants in a Man
hhahahaha.. luv the breathing one...!
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Re: What Women Wants in a Man
so true.........lolz
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Re: What Women Wants in a Man
lolll rememberz where the bathroom is!
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Re: What Women Wants in a Man
man !!!!!! hvnt u thght abt ths or wht.......
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Re: What Women Wants in a Man
All of them are very much seen by women, I agree
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Re: What Women Wants in a Man
Hi,

Really funny but true.

I like this humorous one the most.

At age 62, remembers where he left his teeth
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Re: What Women Wants in a Man
really gud 1
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Re: What Women Wants in a Man
the bathroom comments are
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Re: What Women Wants in a Man
you missed one..all women wants rich guys
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Re: What Women Wants in a Man
classic! Its just a dissappointment that its true!
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Re: What Women Wants in a Man



GOOD JUDJEMENT
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Re: What Women Wants in a Man
.. good one!!
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Re: What Women Wants in a Man
good post. i will b aware when i am near women lol
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