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Old 02-19-2006
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What Women Wants in a Man

What I Want in a Man, Original List

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1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer thing
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover


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What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)

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1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week
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What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)
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1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

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What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
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1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public

3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

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What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
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1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

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What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
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1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.

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Old 02-20-2006
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Re: What Women Wants in a Man

Thanks yar i will try my best to make all qualities in me.
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Old 02-20-2006
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Re: What Women Wants in a Man

hhahahaha.. luv the breathing one...!
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Old 02-21-2006
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Re: What Women Wants in a Man

so true.........lolz
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Re: What Women Wants in a Man

lolll rememberz where the bathroom is!
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Old 02-23-2006
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Re: What Women Wants in a Man

man !!!!!! hvnt u thght abt ths or wht.......
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Re: What Women Wants in a Man

All of them are very much seen by women, I agree
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Old 02-25-2006
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Re: What Women Wants in a Man

Hi,

Really funny but true.

I like this humorous one the most.

At age 62, remembers where he left his teeth
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Old 02-27-2006
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Re: What Women Wants in a Man

really gud 1
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Re: What Women Wants in a Man

the bathroom comments are
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Old 02-28-2006
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Re: What Women Wants in a Man

you missed one..all women wants rich guys
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Old 03-01-2006
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Re: What Women Wants in a Man

classic! Its just a dissappointment that its true!
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Old 03-01-2006
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Re: What Women Wants in a Man




GOOD JUDJEMENT
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