Yo mamma jokes
YO MAMMA IS SO FAT...
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!
Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
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