A desi twist to the whole chicken crossing episode. Feel free to add your own famous personalities and their comments.

Bal Thackeray : More than 20 million illegal Bangladeshi immigrants cross into India and nobody bats an eyelid. I DO NOT know why the chicken crossed the road!

Raj Thackeray : The chicken is a North Indian and has not only crossed the road, but crossed into another state. We hope the Bachchan family and other north Indians will follow suit.

Lal Krishna Advani : The chicken could be headed for the other side of the border to train in terrorist training camps and could return at a later date. The chicken crossing over is a serious security lapse.The current government should resign!

Manmohan Singh : I'll have to ask Soniaji first...

Rahul Gandhi : I'll have to ask Mummy first

Sonia Gandhi : The chicken is member of the minority community. The chicken crossing proves that the minorities are being constantly harrassed and have been gripped by a fear psychosis. The Congress has historically sided with the minorities.

Amar Singh : The chicken being a member of the minority community has our complete support and can contest the next elections on a Samajwadi Party ticket.

Narendra Modi : The chicken is welcome to Gujarat. Even after the recent blasts there were no riots in Gujarat. Also, most gujaratis being vegetarian there is a very small chance that the chicken will end up in someone's dinner (unlike, say, Punjab for example)

Dr Zakir Naik : Let me draw a parallel between our brother the chicken, and a person who knows the truth, but hides, denies, or covers the truth and crosses to the other side. Such a person is an example of a kafir. Next question please, we are running out of time!

Karan Johar : The chicken has joined me and Shah Rukh on the 'other' side. The chicken even walks like me!

Salman Khan : I did not run over the chicken while it was crossing. I was not drunk. I was not driving.

BCCI : If the chicken intends to cross over and play in the ICL, it should bear in mind the consequences.

Ravi Shastri : The chicken which has a great home record now has a chance to improve on it's record away from home.

A shattered Inzamam-ul-Haq : We now have one chicken less to eat. Inshallah chicken laut aayega.

Harbhajan Singh : Pata nahi yaar. I'm tired of these controversies. Let me concentrate on my bowling.

Andrew Symonds : Harbhajan Singh racially abused the chicken. So it crossed.

Sreesanth : As long as people like Bhajji are around every chicken will live with fear in it's heart.

Ricky Ponting : We want a comprehensive review of the security situation. I think the tour should be called off.