ek sardar sadak pe chal raha tha aur uske upar crow ne potty kar de

sardar: harmzade teri ma ne tujhe chaddi nahi pehnaye

crow: kamine tu to abhi bhi chaddi me karta hain

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ek sardar jotshi ke paas apna haath dekhane gaya

jotshi:tumahri maut plane crash se hoyigi

sardar: ok

sardar dar ke mare plane me 3 saal se nahi betha

ek din woh sadak pe chal raha tha aur plane waha par crash ho gaya

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ek din ek jotshi ne sardar ko kaha ki tumhare ghar me dayin ka pravesh hai

sardar ne kaha khabar dar meri biwi ke bare me kuch kaha

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sardar's wife: why are all jokes made on sardar?

sardar: only few are jokes other are reality.

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an angry sardar says to another sardar : ur momma is so fat that when she fell in love she broke it

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a sardar's pregnant wife started to have labour pain
sardar calls the emergency no.

sardar: emrgency emergency

person: calm down ! is this her first baby?

sardar : no this is her husband

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