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Old 05-23-2008
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Talking One Day in a Classroom......

One day in a Classroom.......

Teacher Asked: Who was our former prime minister?

Student: i dnt know..

Teacher: what is the job of a hen?

Student : i dnt know

Teacher: ur father is a driver by profession... so tell me at what speed do ur father drive the car?

Student: i dnt know

Teacher got angry and told the student to prepare all the answers for the next day....

That day the student asked his mom...

Student:
Who was our former prime minister?

Mom: Atal bihari Vajpayee

then to his sis:

Student:
what is the job of a hen?

Sis: lay eggs

then to his dad:

Student:
tell me at what speed do u drive the car?

Dad: Full Speed

Next Day...

Teacher : So hav u prepared the answers???

Student : yes

Teacher: So tell me...

Student answered "Atal behari vajpayee lay eggs at full speed"....

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Re: One Day in a Classroom......

lol..have heard this 1 before..
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