1 - The hero will show no signs of pain when he's being beaten to a pulp by the local goondas. but he must wince when his leading lady gently cleans his wounds.
2 - A hero shooting 10 men has a better chance of killing all of them than the same 10 have of killing the hero.
3 - The woman wearing heavy make-up is always the vamp.
4 - The cars will always run smoothly unless of course a maniac is chasing you.then it will
splutter and stall till the last minute possible.
5 - In horror movies,actresses will always investigate strange noises coming from the kitchen.and they must do it in the most revealing nightgowns.
6 - Kitchens don't have light switches.so when you enter the kitchen at night you have to open the refrigerator door in order to light up the room.
7 - The mother will always prove her love by making gajar ka halwa and aloo parathas.
8 - If there's a sister,she has to get raped by the 10th scene.
9 - Any person coming back to consciousness after a fainting spell must murmur,"main kahan hoon?
10 - Any sick person, no matter what the sickness,must vomit blood in his handkerchief.
11 - In the climax,just when the villain has overpowered the hero and all he needs to do
is to shoot him,he'll spout heavy-duty dialogue and waste the opportunity.
12 - And if he does shoot him,the hero will show great foresight in wearing a bulletproof
jacket.
13 - A bulletproof jacket is enough to protect the hero's head,legs and his arms.
14 - If the hero is being chased by the bad guys,10 out of 10 times,he'll bump into a pole,stumble,get up and run only to bump into another obstacle ahead.
15 - Every morning, the loving mother will make apne haathon se nastha which no one in
the family has any time to eat.
16 - The hero,if he manages to eat will always have a toast in his mouth as he adjusts his
trousers while leaving home.
17 - A hero never faces murder charges no matter how many lives he takes.
18 - The hero's name must be raj or rahul.
19 - In a war film,the guy who shows the photograph of his wife and children in his wallet
will never make it to the end of the film.he's sure to be bumped off midway.
20 - If there's a working mother or a father then he or she will never be able to make it
to their child's birthday party or annual day function at school on time.
21 - You have to have a minimum of seven songs in a movie.the belief is that anythng less and it'll misfire at the box office.
22 - If a heroine is shown wearing skirts or hot pants,she has to switch to saris after she
hooks up with the hero.
23 - If a hero meets with an accident rest assured that nothing will happen to him.
24 - The hero never dies.period.unless of course it's a reincarnation movie.then he must die at interval point and reappear in the secound half.
25 - The moment the hero and the heroine fall in love they must turn into poets of highest order.the ensuing love song should be proof of that.
26 - The more a man and woman hate each other,the more likely they are to fall in love.
27 - If there's a pet shown in the film,he'll definitely come in handy in the climax.
28 - In a family drama,the wife will always appear from the kitchen wiping the sweat off her forehead and neck with her sari pallu,with a cup of tea in hand to show how hard she's
been working.
29 - If a hero or heroine is carrying important document in their bag,be sure they will be mugged on the road.
30 - In the climax,just when the hero has turned the tables on the villain,the hero's helpless mother will be introduced as a victim thus forcing the hero to lay down his arms.
31 - If the hero wants to woo a girl all he has to do is to save her from some goondas.
if it's a character artista then she has to tie a rakhi on his wrist.