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Where does God live

The place you live is called....." the teacher waited.
"HOME",said one of the student.



"Bird lives in a....."
"NEST," said another boy.


"Lion lives in a......"
"DEN".


"Snake lives in a..."
"PIT ,".


"Who created all these forms of life?"
"GOD,"


"Where does God live?"
"IN HEAVEN," one boy had the answer.


"NO,No," said another boy.


The teacher turned to him and asked,"Then where does God Live?"
In the bathroom of my house," the boy asserted.


"Are you certain?" the teacher asked.
"Yes,Madam."


"It can't be," the teacher sighed.

"Madam,I know,for sure.On several occasions,Ihave found my Dad pounding the door of the bathroom,screaming,"My God!
Are yoy still there?"
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