03-05-2007
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Junior
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Age: 24
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Posts: 80 DesiPad-Buck: 48.00
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Funny SMS 2
TU SAWAL NAHI EK PHALI HAI
MERI MANZIL TU NAHI TARI SAHELI HAI
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APPLE KAT'TA HOON KNIFE SE
PANI PITA HOON PIPE SE
KIYA ZAMANA AGAYA HAi
JUTA KHATA HOON WIFE SE
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HUM CHAHAIN AAP KO
AAP CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO
AAP JISAY CHAHAIN KHUDHA KARAY
WO CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO
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PYAR MAIN KISI NE DHOKHA KHAYA
TO KISI NE KSAM KHAI HAI
HUM WO MAJNOO HAI
JIS NE SIRF LAAT KHAI HAI
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PANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTE HOO
DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
CHAR DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA
TUM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
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PHOOL KO MAT TORO KANTA LAG JAI GA
LARKI KO MAT CHAIRO CHANTA LAG JAI GA
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HAMARE LIYE APNE HEART ME JAGAH RAKHIYE,
MIND ME NAHI,
HUME MIND ME RAKHNA DANGEROUS HO SAKTA HAI
KYONKI HUM MIND BLOWING HAI
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JAB BHI KANJUSI KA OSCAR KA NOMINATION AAYEGA,
TERA NAAM BHI USME ZARUR AAYEGA,
AGAR YE PADKAR BHI TUNE REPLY NAHI KIYA,
TO PEHLA PRIZE BHI TUZE MIL JAAYEGA
Is SMS ko kal tak dekhna;
SURPRISE HAI !!
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Aye khat ja Unke Haathon ko Chum le,
jab voh Padhe to Unke Hothon ko Chum le,
khuda na kare voh faad bhi dale
to Girte Girte Unke kadmo ko Chumle..
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Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai".
Papa bole, "Nahi
bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" ..........
"Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai"
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Namaskar...
Agar aap Mahila hain to 1 SMS karen
Yadi Purush Hai to 2 SMS karen
Aur In mein se kuch Bhi nahi hai to kuch na karen,
Hum samajh jaenge..within 5min.
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Madmast hawa hai,
Mausam bhi suhana hai,
Bandar English me Hindi padh raha hai,
Kya educational zamana hai.
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DIL se DIL laga ke dekho,
Meri yaadon ko apne dil mein basa ke dekho,
SMS ki jagah CALL bhi karenge,
bas ek bar mere mobile ka bill chuka ke toh dekho...
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Exams are like WIVES:
1.Too Many Questions.
2.Difficult To Understand.
3.Elaborate Explanation Is Needed.
4.Result Is Always Unexpected.
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Mat kar dost apni girl friend se itni mohabbat,
woh aankhon se war karti hai,
maine dekha hai uski aankhon me,
woh mujhse bhi pyar karti hai
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Zid Apni Na Chhodi
aur pyar bhara dil tod diya..!
kuchh paiso k liye
zaalim tumne SMS karna chhod diya.
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Chosing career is like chosing wife frm 10 grlfrens.
Evn if u pick most butiful,most intelligent,kindest woman,thr's still pain of losin 9!!
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Why dont dogs marry?
Bcoz-
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Bcoz...Woh to pehle hi kutte ki zindagi jee rahe hote hain
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A Bevkuf, Murakh, Matlabi, Dhokhebaz, Chugalkhor, Besharam, Jhuthe Badtamiz, Mokaparast, Pakhandi, ALLAH apko inn sabhi tarah ke logon se door rakhe.
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Nadiyon se kinare chhoot jate hai,Aasmaan se taare toot jate hai
india ki raahon me aksar aisa hota hai, jahan bhi deewar milti hai log wahin moot jate hain....
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Tabyat thik nahi thi, tantrik ko dikhaya, tantrik ne kaha tum par bhutka saya hai. Kisi ghor
papi ko msg karo tum thik ho jaoge.
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When a girl smiles she is considered cute, when a boy smiles he is flirt.
when a girl licks her lips she is thirsty, when boy licks he is tharkey.
when a girl falls down she is helped by so many people but if a boy falls everybody laughs.
STILL PEOPLE SAY THIS IS MEN's WORLD.
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Bhola was working in a garment store.1 day a lady customer came and said:zara underwear dikhana. Bhola ye sorry mam aaj pehna hi nahi hain
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Life is difficult,
full of trials..
Sorrow..
Pain..
bt if u fall down, just standup straight,b confident & say...
"KAUN SALA DHAKKA DIYA."
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