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Old 03-17-2008
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Only in America

Only in America




1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers large fries and a diet Coke.

5. Only in America... do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we wont miss a call from someone we didnt want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America... do we use the word politics to describe the process so well: Poli in Latin meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

10. Only in America... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
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Old 03-22-2008
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Re: Only in America

haha, its true too:P
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Old 03-23-2008
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Re: Only in America

I think the braille one is because you can drive a blind person to the bank. That way the blind person doesn't have to tell you their pin number if they don't want to.

lol hell I don't know. These are spot on though
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