Our Sardar was travelling in a bus.when the driver puts break, sardar fall on a girl...
Girl::badhmash,kya kar rahe ho
sardar::jee..mai punjab university mai final year BA
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American:::Hamare america mai war ho gaya hai
Sardar:::::hamare india mai to roz war hai...
American:::wo kaise???
Sardar:::::somWAR,mangalWAR,budhWAR
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Sardar complaint to police:

ir all items in my house r missing exept the TV
Police::::why the thief did not take the TV?????
sardar::::i was watching TV naa
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2 Sardar sat in a double dekar bus,1 up &1 down..the above one came running down..the below one asked Y???
sardar replied::ABE YAAR UPAR DRIVER NAHI HAI
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Sardar came to exam hall with a plumber
Teacher:::why have you brought a plumber along??
sardar::::sir,i heared that the question paper is leaked...
.................................................. ..........................................sardar busy in removing a wheel from auto..
Man asked:::y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?
sardar::::::cant u read u fool,Parking is for 2 wheelers only
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wht is the smallest joke of sardharji??????
Answer:::Long Long Ago An Intellegent Sardharji Lived
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Sardar in an interview
Intervier:::where do u born?
sardar::::::Chekoslovakya
Intervier:::Tell the spelling
Sardar::::::sorry sir,i was born in Goa
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