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Perfect Man, Perfect Women and Santa Claus
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, ofcourse, perfect.

One Snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, the perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road when they noticed someoen up ahead in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood a Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their car. Soon they were driving along delivering toys.

Unfortunately, driving conditions deterorated and the perfect couple and Santa were in terrible accident. Only one of the three surved who?

Santa Claus
Perfect Man
Perfect Woman

If you picked the perfect women you were CORRECT.

The perfect woman survivied. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa and there is no such thing as perfect man.

So, no perfect man and Santa so the perfect woman was driving. This explains why there was an accident!!!
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lol...thanx
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Re: Perfect Man, Perfect Women and Santa Claus
lol good one
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Re: Perfect Man, Perfect Women and Santa Claus
lol ha..nice one..at first i was like..wth perfect woman....lol
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Re: Perfect Man, Perfect Women and Santa Claus
lolz good 1 bro i didnt expect that
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