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Hum Tum!!!!!!!!!
1. God's great mistake.
HUM- the god first made the world and he rested. Then he made me and he rested some more. Then he made women and no one rested ever since.
2.Heaven or Hell
HUM- Why do only 10% of percent women go to heaven?
Somebody asked- Why?
HUM- Because if they ALL went to heaven it would call hell!
3.The Flirt.
HUM- HI. Lagta hain hum phele kahi mile hai.
TUM- Haan... isi liye maine waha jana chod diya.
4. Tears of Joy.
HUM- Janti ho jab tum yahaan nahi thi to main tumhe yaad karke bahut roya.
TUM- Saachi how sweet!
HUM- YEAH! Magar woh toh khushi ke asoon the.
5. Telephone Directory.
HUM- Hey, kya main tumhe phone kar sakta hoon?
TUM- Hai mera number directory main hai.
HUM- COOL! Aur tumhara naam?
TUM- Woh bhi directory mein hain.
6. The rough draft.
HUM- Is duniya mein phele ladka aaye ya ladkiyan?
TUM- HMMM... Ladke
HUM- See Bhagwan ne bhi phele humein banaaya!
TUM- HAAN- kyunki master piece se phele rough draft banaaya padta hain!
7. Travelling through the Pyramids in Egypt.
TUM- Do you know why Egyptian's Childrens are always confused?
HUM- Why?
TUM- Because after death there daddy becomes a MUmmy.
8. Tum's Shayarri.
TUM- I have written this shayarri especially for you!
HUM- What is it? Read it.
Tum- I see your face when i am dreaming... I see your face when i am dreaming, that's why i always wake up SCCREAMING!
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