03-05-2008
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Modern Maths
Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
if, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words,
Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work
(Eqn 1)
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Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money
(Eqn 2)
If Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
(Eqn 3)
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Equation 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend
(Eqn 4)
If, Women - spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys
(Eqn 5)
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To Conclude:
From Eqn 3 and Eqn 5
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend
So,
Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys!
(Postulate 1)
Women spend not to let men becomeDonkeys!
(Postulate 2)
From Eqn 2 + Eqn 4, we have
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money +
Donkeys + spend
From Postulates 1 and 2, we can
conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys
And the Donkeys live happily ever after..... !
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