• George Bush, Manmohan Singh, Aishwarya Rai and Sonia Gandhi are traveling in a train. The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.

Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The women and Manmohan are sitting there looking perplexed.

• Bush is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

• Sonia is thinking:

These Americans are all crazy after Aishwarya. Bush must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.

• Aishwarya is thinking:

Bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia instead and got slapped.

• Bush is thinking:

Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya. She might have thought it was me and slapped me.

• Manmohan is thinking:

If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing sound and slap Bush again.