03-05-2008
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Wives - Oh wives
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.
When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. "You're running around with other women," she charged.
"You're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You're the only woman on Earth."
The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by something poking him in the chest. It was Eve.
"What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded.
"Counting your ribs!" said Eve.
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St. Peter went to work one day to find 2 lines of men at The Gate. One line snaked its way across heaven, as far as St. Pete could see. Above that line hung a sign reading:
This Line Is For Men Whose Wives *ALWAYS* Told Them What To Do
In the other line, he noticed only one man standing under a sign that read:
This Line Is For Men Whose Wives *NEVER* Told Them What To Do
St. Peter asked the man, "What are you doing in this line?"
To which the man meekly replied, "My wife told me to stand here!"
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