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Old 01-20-2008
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Send this to yr loving wife :)
To: My loving wife A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room. So he decided to send an E-MAIL to his wife. However he accidentally typed the wrong e-mail address and without realising his error, he sent the message. Meanwhile, Somewhere a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her mail,Expecting message from her relatives and friends.; After reading the first message she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:To: My loving wifeSubject: I've just reachedDate: 13th Oct 2006I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to sent e-mails to your loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you.Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was;MORAL OF STORY - be careful while sending mails if not mishaps like these happen
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Fish Riddle
Once there were 5 fish in a tank,one day 1 died,but the water level increased,,,,how????its very easy
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Re: Fish Riddle
someone put more water in the tank hahaha
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Dumb Husband
Hope this isn't a repost, I tried searching for it beforehand

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. "What the hell do you think you're doing?", he screams.

"See", she says to her lover, "I told you he was dumb"
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Re: Dumb Husband
lol good one
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Talking all time masti (hindi)
READ ALL THESE CAREFULLY IF YR HINDI IS LIKE MINE

Laloo to his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat maar rahe hai?
P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye.
Laloo: Susra, ball toh pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge!



Ek ladki apny boy friend k sath nai car main long drive par ja rahi thi achanak ladki kehnay lagi, “suno ! kya tum ek haath se garri chala saktay ho ?”

“Kyun nahi” ,ladkay ne baday fakher se kaha.

Ladki ne aahista se kaha, “to phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf kar lo.”


Train mein TT Sadhu se bola : Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu : Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT : Ticket hai?
Sadhu : Nahin
TT : Chalo
Sadhu : Kahan?
TT : Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein
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Re: all time masti (hindi)
lol@the third one
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Re: all time masti (hindi)
good ones bro................thx added
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Re: all time masti (hindi)
3rd one is funny
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Talking few good jokes..
Wonderful coffee

Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today.
Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today.

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Doctor's promise

"Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia? I've heard once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus."
"Don't worry, it won't happen to you. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia only."

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Dentist's thinking

Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth."
Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."

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In safe hands

Patient: Doctor I heard 10 percent of the total patients undergoing this surgery die.
Doctor: Don't worry man, those 10 percent patients operated by me are already dead. Now it's the turn of the 90 percent survivors.

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Re: few good jokes..
Lol heard most but thx!
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Re: few good jokes..
lol...good jokes...thanx
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Re: few good jokes..
nice jokes ...rep added
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Talking smart answer............
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a
ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the
happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest
couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this
forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for
you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate,
burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the
cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?

MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one
ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in
both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm
ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty
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Re: smart answer............
lolz nice ones brother , very smart answers
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