1. Cocktail lounge, Norway:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.


2. At a Budapest zoo:
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS.
IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.


3. Doctor's office in Rome:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.


4. Information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner. Japan:
COOLES AND HEATES: IF YOU WANT CONDITION OF WARM AIR IN YOUR ROOM, PLEASE CONTROL
YOURSELF.


5. In a Nairobi restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.


6. On the grounds of a Nairobi private school:
NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION.


7. In Aamchi Mumbai restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO.


8. The best! In a Tokyo bar:
SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.


9. Hotel, Japan:
YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.


10. In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:
YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS,
ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.

Lol.. Good One

a naw nabhour of banta singh went to his house and nokes the door ....banta was naked in the toilet taking shower ..banta comes to open the door naked ..nabhour sees banta and says have sone respect go and wear someting...so banta goes in the backroom feeling ashemed wears some slippers and come out and says i am sorry i came bare foot..........just click thanks pleeeeease and leave commenths...thk

good post

A nice joke for you! An Italien, French and Indian went for a job interview in England.
Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in english with three main words : green, pink and yellow..
The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day"..
The French was next: "I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panter on TV.."
Last was the Indian,: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone "green green", I "pink" up the phone and I say "Yellow".
Hope that it makes you laugh!!

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Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one has to leave, otherwise they are all going to fall. They were not able to name that person, until the woman held a very touching speech. She said that she will voluntarily let go of the rope, because as a woman she is used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, or for men in general, without ever getting anything in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands.......

woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.

"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"

Lol Thatts Funny Good Work

GOod Thread

a sarder ji was coming home when he saw on the wall some one has written
any one who reads this is a dog ....sarder ji felt he had been fooled so he rubs that and writes on the wall who has written this is a dog...if you like it plz click thanks it wont take that long and leave comments.....thanks

Good One Bro.

judge..i now send santa singh to be hanged for murder tomorrow at 8:30
santa..laughing ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
angry judge...i have sent you to death and you are laughing i want to know why
santas answer..how can you hang me to death at 8:30 i wake up at 12 every day.......please leave comments and click thanks wont take long ...thanks

Hahahhah.. Good One