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Very Funny [Must Try]
Pick the month you were born.
1----i shot
2----i ate
3----i smacked
4----i sang to
5----i fell in love with
6----i murdered
7----i gave my number to
8----i love with
9----i choked on
10---i ~censored~ out
11---i humped
12---i gave a lap dance to
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Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------A homeless guy
2-------a gangster
3-------a banana
4-------a fork
5-------a mexican
6-------your mom
7-------my brother
8-------an ipod
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12-------my dad
13-------the computer
14-------my science teacher
15-------my neighbor
16-------myself
17-------a jones soda
18-------a llama
19-------a football player
20-------a stuffed animal
21-------a permenant marker
22-------a policeman
23-------a ninja
24-------a baseball bat
25-------my pshyciatrist
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------a pickle
29-------a dvd player
30-------a paperclip
31-------my cell phone
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Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------Because i was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because im a mad.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because i cant control myself.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because Im fool.
Gray--------Because my mind goes to hell.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.
none------because im smart and i do what i want
Now the game goes like this... Combine all the picked ones.. For example, if u r born in 12 february and wearing purple shirt then u will have a sentence like this...
"I ate my dad because i am a fool"
Just combine for ur date of birth and write the funny sentences here...
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