Thread: some stupid jokes

Air
one day a child take a plate and spone and going out site the house
when the mother asked him :where r u going to take it.
the child said :i m going out site the house to eat air .

Dog Watch
Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?

Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."


Clever
Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun
or the moon?
Pupil: Moon...
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we
need it but the sun gives us light only in the day
time when we don't need it.

like the last one that was a very smart answer, teahcer waqi jahil lolz