Air
one day a child take a plate and spone and going out site the house
when the mother asked him :where r u going to take it.
the child said :i m going out site the house to eat air .

Dog Watch
Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?

Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."


Clever
Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun
or the moon?
Pupil: Moon...
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we
need it but the sun gives us light only in the day
time when we don't need it.