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before n after marriage ,,funny one


Boy: Do you want me to leave?

Girl: NO! Don't even think about it.

Boy: Do you love me?

Girl: Of course! Over and over!

Boy: Have you ever cheated on me?

Girl: NO! Why are you even asking?

Boy: Will you kiss me?

Girl: Every chance I get!

Boy: Will you hit me?

Girl: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

Boy: Can I trust you?

Girl: Yes.

Boy: Darling!

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Re: before n after marriage ,,funny one
ROFL good one btw it was opposite it was gal asking the guy but its ok u cahnged it and its funny
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Re: before n after marriage ,,funny one
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Re: before n after marriage ,,funny one
good post brother.it is the real story.
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Re: before n after marriage ,,funny one
lolz rep added, nice joke , thanks for posting and keep it up
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