Communism: If you have two cows, you give both cows to the government, and then the gov't sells you some of the milk.

Socialism: If you have two cows, you give both cows to the government, and then the gov't gives you some of the milk.

Naziism: If you have two cows, the gov't shoots you and takes both cows.

Fascism: If you have two cows, you milk both of them and give the government half the milk.

New Dealism: If you have two cows, you kill one, milk the other and pour the milk down the drain.

Capitalism: If you have two cows, you sell one cow and buy a bull.