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Old 10-24-2007
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How not to behave as a perfect hubby
a wife asks her hubby u think i need breast implants i reckon they not big enuff
hubby goes darling why spent so much money n go through pain just use th easy
eagerly wife asked and what's that?
he goes take toilet paper n rub them on ur breasts
she goes will that make them bigger?
hubby goes well it worked on ur ass


wife: dear does this jeans make my ass look big?
hubby: No sweetheart, its ur ass that makes ur ass look big


what do u tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

nothing, she has already been told twice
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Re: How not to behave as a perfect hubby
lolz nice one cyb
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lolz gd 1 cybz rep added
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Re: How not to behave as a perfect hubby
lol cyb getting natty here lol i laughed mannnnnnnnnnnn damm nice one
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Re: How not to behave as a perfect hubby
nice one brother.
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Re: How not to behave as a perfect hubby
lol nice 1 cyborg really funny
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Re: How not to behave as a perfect hubby
lol good one bro
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