Imran aik lerki ko chertay huye kehta hai k : Jan-e-man is dil main aa jao
Lerki: Sendil utaroon kiya ..??
Imran : jan-e-man dil hai yeh koi Masjid nahi hai … sendil pehan ker hi aa ja



a stupid guy: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It's 3:15."
a stupid guy: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."



Math Teacher: If a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from real life.
Student: i love u sir and u love ur daughter which means i love ur daughter.



Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"



lara dutta marries brian lara to become lara lara
If she marries a guy who has last name as Lappa.. then she will be Lara Lappa .....