Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Sardar ji: Yes it;s really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.



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Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road….why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going
to or
coming back from the office



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Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes:
Yes.............................



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Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and hangs up



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Sardar's wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di'??
Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai

hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain


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Sardar writing a letter: My sis had a baby this morning... i haven't heard that its a boy or girl...
so, i dont know whether i am uncle or aunty!!!