Interviewer: Give me the opposite words.
Banta singh: OK
Interviewer: Made in India
Banta Singh: Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer: Keep it Up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Banta Singh: Put it down
Interviewer: Maxi Mum
Banta singh: Mini Dad
Interviewer: Enough take your seat
Banta Singh: Don’t take my seat
Interviewer: Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh: Clever! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer: I say you get out!
Banta Singh: You didn’t say I come in
Interviewer: I reject you
Banta Singh: You appoint me
Interviewer: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Santa Singh and Banta Singh were always boasting about their parent’s
achievements to each other:

Santa: Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
Banta: Yes I have
Santa: Well, my father dug it.
Banta: That’s nothing, have you ever heard of the Dead
Sea?
Santa: Yes! I have
Banta:` Well, My father killed it.



Santa: What is another difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito.

Banta: When did George Washington die?
Santa: Two days before his funeral.

Banta: Tell me five FEROCIOUS animals you can think of
………
Santa: Two Lions and three Tigers