08-19-2007
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Very funny jokes
 I hope you will enjoy these jokes:-
1. A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
2. Sardar - Why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
3. Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
4. Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote: Yes!
5. Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants in the garden. Servant : it's already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.
6. Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.
7. Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
8. Sardar's wish : when i die, i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..
9. Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is what you call ‘modern art’ ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that’s a mirror!
10. Sardar was writing a letter to his son very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
11. Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab. Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more.
12. A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".
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