Please say thanks if anyone of them makes you laugh


1. Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the
computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.



2. Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why
areyou removing a wheel from your auto.
Sardar: Can't you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.



3. Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar: Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai.


4.Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: Punjab.
Boss: which part?
Sardar: Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab.


5.How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.


6.Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe
ghoomrahi thi...
Jeeto: Koun si film thi ?
Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi !


7. Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon
ghoorteho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay
9am-11am


8.A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya


9. At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my
hand,oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his
head. Ishe crying?


10.Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bara afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Waheguru ji ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.