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Old 06-18-2007
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WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to strangle you.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that your ex is really dying for you to call them at 4:00 in the morning.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause serious rug burns on the forehead and chin area.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really big guy named Bubba.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause a flux in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to
disappear.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may result in pregnancy.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the heck happened to your pants..

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Re: warnings!
lol
i dont have to worry about that, as i never drink
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Re: warnings!
The more I drink the more u loook beautiful

My wife ran away with my best freind and I miss him:P
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Re: warnings!
lolz@ cyborg
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Re: warnings!
Cyb r u trying to tell us somthing?
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Re: warnings!
yes read the 1st one The more I drink thats for u
/me sings bach ke rehna ray baba bach ke rehna ray lolz
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