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Old 06-10-2007
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Thumbs up Where did u came from?

CHILD : Dad, where did I come from?
DAD : Okay, we had to have this conversation some day!......
So why not now
Now Listen.... Dad and mom met in a chat room on the net. I
set up a meeting with your mom and we landed in the bathroom
at the Cyber Cafe. Then, mom did some downloads from dads
memory stick and when dad was readt to upload, We discovered
that there was no firewall. Seeing that it was a bit too late
to cancel, I just carried on doing the upload. Nine months
later, the damn virus appeared!.
CHILD : Huh?

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Thumbs up A Father's Last Request

A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short.
The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me - is our youngest son my child?"
The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son."
With that the husband passed away. The wife then muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."
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