How to kill lion?

Police Muqabla Method:
Send Police around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping!

Star Plus Method:
Send a lioness into the forest. our lion and lioness fall in love with each other. Send another lioness in to the forest,followed by another lion. First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness(third) into the forest. You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont !

Yash Chopra (Indian Film Director's) method:
Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.

Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Menaka Gandhi method:
Save! the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.

George Bush Junior's method:
Link the lion with Osama Bin Laden and shoot him!!!

Ravi Shastri method:
Ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run.

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- Chahat

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