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Old 06-07-2007
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Catch Again

After a long night, the blonde asks her friend: "Say, do you
have AIDS?".
"NO!", the guy answers firmly, "Of course not!"
"Oh, that’s good", replies the blonde, "I don't wanna catch it

again".

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Old 06-09-2007
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Re: Catch Again

Hey guys,
Never ever find such a smart girl.
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Old 06-10-2007
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Cool Where did I came from?

CHILD : Dad, where did I come from?
DAD : Okay, we had to have this conversation some day!......
So why not now
Now Listen.... Dad and mom met in a chat room on the net. I
set up a meeting with your mom and we landed in the bathroom
at the Cyber Cafe. Then, mom did some downloads from dads
memory stick and when dad was readt to upload, We discovered
that there was no firewall. Seeing that it was a bit too late
to cancel, I just carried on doing the upload. Nine months
later, the damn virus appeared!.
CHILD : Huh?

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Old 06-13-2007
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Re: Catch Again

lol, good one.
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Old 06-14-2007
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Re: Catch Again

Thanks for your compliment, Ali.
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Old 06-19-2007
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Re: Where did I came from?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ivan View Post
CHILD : Dad, where did I come from?
DAD : Okay, we had to have this conversation some day!......
So why not now
Now Listen.... Dad and mom met in a chat room on the net. I
set up a meeting with your mom and we landed in the bathroom
at the Cyber Cafe. Then, mom did some downloads from dads
memory stick and when dad was readt to upload, We discovered
that there was no firewall. Seeing that it was a bit too late
to cancel, I just carried on doing the upload. Nine months
later, the damn virus appeared!.
CHILD : Huh?

good way to confuse the kid
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Old 06-26-2007
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Cool Re: Catch Again

Sorry,

I was confused...
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Old 06-26-2007
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Re: Catch Again

g%d 1
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Old 06-29-2007
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Re: Catch Again

lol
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Old 06-29-2007
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Re: Catch Again

why cindrella bad at football
answer because er is a pumpkin hahahahahahahaha
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Old 07-13-2007
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cool one
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Old 07-14-2007
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Re: Catch Again

cool
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