Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua? Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

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Sardarji proposed a woman. The woman refused saying: "Sardarji, I am 1 year older than you! Sardarji said "Oye no problem Sohniye, I will marry you next YEAR!!".

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When sardarji was askd y he was beaten up, he said, i was in da bus and my foto fell out of my wallet, I Just told da lady next 2 me...... "madam sari upar karo muje foto lena hai"

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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. The Chinese friend just says CHIN YU YAN and dies. Sardarji goes to China 2 find meaning of friends last words. It is U R STANDING ON the OXYGEN TUBE.

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A sardar is in a restaurant and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and says Hello, how did you know I was here?

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