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Some amusing quotes and ads - Damn ppl r stupid lolz
"Outside consultants sought for test of gas chamber."
- Ad in Arizona Republic
"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."
- Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm
"FOR RENT: CONDOM... ONLY US$650."
- Ad in Jakarta Post, should have read Condo
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer
"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
- Alicia Silverstone, Actress
"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
- Anonymous Manufacturer
"We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to weather. Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather."
- Arab News report
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.
"Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty."
- Budapest Zoo sign
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