Santa sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to why are the guys doing what they are doing the bystander a marathon race is going on.

Sardar : what do they get from that?

Bystander : the winner will get a prize

Sardar : then why are the others running?!

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Saas: saat saal ke baad bachcha paida kiya woh bhi ladki
Bahu: agar aapke bete ke bharose rahti toh yeh bhi nahin hoti

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Santa : 'have you ever heard of the suez canal?'

Banta : 'yes, i have'

Santa : 'well, my father dug it.'

Banta : 'that's nothing, have you ever heard of dead sea?'

Santa : 'yes, i have.'

Banta : 'well, my father killed it.'

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- Chahat

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