Chicken
FATHER (TO HIS SON):TUM NE MURGEE KEY ANDEY Q TODE?
SON:PAPA!MAIN NE SOCHA BACHEY DUM GHUTNEY SE MAR JAI GEY......
Suicide
Chintoo Kudh Kushi Karne Ka Soch Kar Railway Station Chala Gaya Aur Waha Per Kuch Chicken Aur Juice Wagera Le Kar Beth Gaya
Mintoo : Arey Chintoo !! Ye Sab Kya Hai ??
Chintoo : Arey Yaar Saali Train Bohat Late Aati Hai .. Mein Ne Socha Kahi Bhook Se Na Mar Jaoo