Mother/In law-------------Final match

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Apni saas ki toheen k jurm main court aik shakhs ko saza dena chahti thi. Judge ne mujrim se kaha," Maen ne tumharay liay 2 sazain tajveez ki hain,pehli yeh k tumhari saas aik saal tak tumharay saath ghar main rehe ghi,aur doosri yeh k tum ko phansi per latka diya jaye." Ab tum in main se koi aik saza passand kar lo!
"Janab mujhay phansi ki saza manzoor hai" Mujrim ne chilla kar kaha.

Ek sahib rozana sotay main khawb daikhtay k football khail rahe haen. Iss kafiyyat main woh buri tarah se latain chalatay they. Aik din un ki bv un ko kisi mahar-e-nafsiyat k pas lay kar gaye. Mahar-e-nafsiyat ne chund tablets deen aur kaha," Aaj raat sonay se pehley aik tablet kha lijiay,aap football naheen khailain gey."
"Aaj raat" woh sahib chillaye "Harghiz naheen,aaj raat to tournament ka final hai".