Yunus Butt ki nazar main (Funny lines)

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*Khawand khud ko majazi khuda samajhta hai issi liay
bivi us ki khatar din raat bhi aik kar day woh
phir bhi shukriya naheen kehta
Kyun k
Khuda chahey majazi hi kyun na ho woh yeh lafz naheen keh sakta.

*Bach'chay palney aur khawand palney main yeh farq hai
KEH
Bach'chon ko samjhana mushkal hai aur khawand ko samajhna.

*Bach'chay bahar jain to un k bhoolnay ka itna dar
naheen hota jitna khawand ka.

*Khawand chahta hai keh us ki bivi woh na karey
jo woh chahta hai keh humsaey ki bivi karey.

*Ghar main bivi ka ziada waqt furniture aur khawand ko jhadney
poonchney aur unhain un k asli maqam per rakhney main guzarta hai.

*Jis khawand ko us ki bivi azeem kehey
yaqeen kar lain us ka naam Azeem ho gha.