indian funny songs!!!!
CHAIWALA: Bholi si surat, aankhoein mein masti, door khadi sharmaye..."Aye Haye"
LADKI: Kali si surat, haathon mein ketli (kettle), door khada chillaye, "Chai Chai"!!!
Suraj hua madham , chand jalne laga, aasmaan ye hai, kyu pighalne laga, mein thehra raha zameen chalne lagi, dhadka ye dil saans tham ne lagi, Kya ye mera pehla pehla pyaar hai??
Abe stupid...ye pyaar nahi..earthquake hai..bhagle!!!
E-khuda..tu kyu deta hai ladkiyon ko itni beauty,
Ki ladke unpe line marna samajhte hai apni Duty....
Kaun kehta hai pyaar mein pakde jayenge...
Waqt aane par bhai-behn ban jayenge...
Tum aagaye ho..noor aagaya hai..
Chalo teeno picture chale!!
WIFE: Jab Desi peete ho..to Paro kehte ho...
Jab Whiskey peete ho..to Darling kehte ho..
Aaj kya piya hai..jo Bitch keh rahe ho??
HUSBAND: Aaj mein hosh mein hoon!!!
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