Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
No more disk space...

Kal jab mile thhe
To dil mein hui aik sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain
Your file not found!

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
Woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
Ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...

Shayad mere pyar ko
Taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
Ke paste karna bhool gaye...

Laakhon honge nigaahe mein
Kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
Kabhi to double-click karo...

Roz subha hum karte hain
Pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain
Jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...

Nazar mein to kai hain
Aur shaayad lonely hain...
Problem yehi hai ki voh
Ab read only hain...

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- Chahat

Have you heard about these: Male and Female flies
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