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gr8 jokes nice 2
Doctor, Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar
Woh bhi kiya din the jub hum haseenon ke galey mila karte the,
Ye un dinon ki baat hai jub hum 2 saal ke hua kartey the
When words fail, Eyes works.
When eyes fail, heart works.
When heart fails...
To kya? Samajh le Tapak gaya
Un ki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,
Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,
Woh to hamare ho na sakey,
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye
Na woh inkaar karti hai,
Na woh ikraar karti hai,
Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar,
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai
Mene poochha chand se...
Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa haseen?
Chand ne kaha: Chandni ki kasam...
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Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Lekin tum unka karo gi kiya???
(Kiya logical sher hai!!)
Jub dekha unhon ne tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaey,
Par jab pata chala ke un ki nazren hi tirchhi hain,
to hum behosh ho gaey
Ab jab gira baadal, teri yaad ai,
Jhoom ke barsa saawan, teri yaad ai,
Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri yaad ai,
Kiyun na aey teri yaad?
Tune jo chhatri ab tak nahi lautai...
Lal diwar per choone se likha tha Ghalib ne,
Lal diwar per choone se likha tha Ghalib ne,
Yahan likhna mana hai
Majnu ko Laila ka sms nahi aya,
Majnu ne 2 din se khana nahi khaya,
Majnu marne wala hai Laila ke pyar main,
Aur Laila bethi hai sms free hone ke intazar main
Last edited by Admin; 02-08-2006 at 08:09 PM.
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