3 + 3 =8
Bataaon Kaise?
















Bataaon Bataaon!














Nahi Pata?!!














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Gulshan Grover is riding a bike at the velocity of light.
On the way he offers a lift to a stranger.

Stranger: 'Sir, can I know your name please'
Gulshan : 'I am Gulshan Grocer'
Stranger : Grocer? Sure you dont mean Gulshan Grover??
Gulshan: No it is Grocer.

Now tell me why did Gulshan say so...








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Further,,,









Little further...











ANS: Because at the speed of light V=C











Ek Gaaon me Seeta aur Geeta do Behane rehati hai.
Dono ko ek baar nadi paar karanee hoti hai.
Seeta nadee me kudati hai aur tairake jaatee hai.
Geeta pool ke upar se chalake jaati hai.
Phir bhi Gaaon ke log bolate hai ki Seeta Geeta se jyada intellegent hai.
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zindegi ek paheli hai...
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scroll karne se solve nahi hogi...















Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI















Ek baar ek aadmi ne badi tapasya ki.

shivji khush .

Prakat hue ...

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puttar maang ...

maang kya chahiye tujhey !

bakth utha ...

bole shivji ...

mujhey to aap sirf ek guitar de do !

shivji bole kaisa gadha hai ?

unhone kaha ... puttar ...

tuney badi achchi tapsya ki hai ...

kuch bada maang !

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wo fir bola ... nahi ji ..mujhey to aap guitar hi do

shivji ne phir samajhaya .. abey .. kuch dhang ka maang ... !

par wo to ada hi hua tha ... bola nahi ... aap to mujhey guitar hi do !

shivji usey bade pyaar se khopch me lekar samjhane lage ... bole ..yaar tu

kuch aur maang .. guitar

na maang ...

wo bola ... nahi nahi nahi !! mujhey sirf guitar hi chahiye ... ab

shivji gussey main aa gaye ... boley ,(scroll down)

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saale .. agar guitar mere paas hota to main ye damaru kyo bajata









sardar kya sochte sochte marr gaya ???








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agar meri bahan se do bhai hain, to mera sirf ek kaise ?

















) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution

=

Heart Attack

Matlab


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DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!











Do you know why the name of Madras was replaced by Chennai???



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Bit more.......



Because...a Madrassi wears lungi and there is no zip means
chen..nai...





What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???

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tired of thinking???

Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"





Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"







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okei don't kill me "Pizza Hutna math"







ok whats the opp of venky's..


































venlocks...
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)









Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai.


lecture ke baad use bhookh


lagti hai. so


he goes to the canteen. canteen


mein gattu ek pav leta hai.


jaise hi woh


pav khane ke liye uthata hai to


dekhta hai ki uski plate mein


"jannat" likha hai.


To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai


ki gattu jiska


lecture attend karke aa raha hai!


, us proffessor ka


naam kya hai???


guess


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Ishq Ki Chhaon.


Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon"


"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....











A women goes in an Auto (rickshaw) and gets bald??? How???


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A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead.

"I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.

The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.

"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."

The next day he calls again and once more asks to Speak to his boss.

By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD
YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK!

WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"

"Coz," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it..."













A guy is traveling in a deluxe car in the desert. He wants to take a bath, but he hasn't got a soap and there is no water anywhere around �

what can he do?









->>He will integrate his d-lux car to get Lux + c (constant of integration) Using the lux soap he will take bath in the ' c ' .



one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile
his call gets cross connected to some other lady.They still keep on talking..they start liking each other..and finally they get married.
what MORAL do u get???
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An IDEA can change your wife.